True story

Yesterday, we were making cards out of construction paper and various other art supplies. One of the five year old girls showed off her card. It was heart shaped and had "Let's Have Sex" written in the middle. Another one of her cards had a similar inscription only it included a "to" and "from" subheading as well as a picture of a boy and a girl lying in a bed. When asked what she thought sex was, her response: "when a boy and a girl lie in bed and french".

I'm not even going to go into an analysis except to say that the tot comes from the most normal, stable situation so you can't chalk this one up to a messed up situation at home.